I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Vol 2 Chapter 632: Epic shorts!

"I really don't want to be a natural disaster (!

When Yi Lin came to Marni's farm.

That middle-aged rhyme woman, wearing a tight-fitting small buttocks, worked in the fields pouting.

It's no wonder that Lao Lu treats Marnie like this.

Yi Lin nodded secretly, remembering Vincent's evaluation of Big Mouth.

"If you want to buy cows, you must own a cowshed."

When Yi Lin said this, Marnie sullenly refused Yi Lin's request to buy "livestock".

"The favorability is not good enough."

Yi Lin looked at Marnie's face and understood the reason.

Favorability has not yet been brushed enough.

Even though the residents of the town accepted him normally, they were still cold.

But Yi Lin didn't care either.

He went to strike up a conversation with the rhyming woman Marnie, but it was just a flicker.

While Marnie was not paying attention, Yi Lin walked to the corner of the farm, and at the same time launched [Shadow Follow Me] and [Shadow Kill], and got into Marnie's house.

Marnie was a resident with a story in Vincent's words.

She was a flower in town when she was young.

No one knows if he is married now.

In Marnie’s farm, there are Marnie’s nephew [Thanksgiving] and Marnie’s niece [Jace] who live together.

They are all nephews and nieces, and Yi Lin feels that the relationship among them is a bit complicated. Maybe if you look into it carefully, you can find out what secrets there is.

But now Yi Lin didn't come to explore Marnie's secrets.

During his time in Gugu Town, he almost figured out the behavior of the residents in the town.

Go to work, hang out, open a shop.

At this time, Marnie's house was empty.

Yi Lin entered the house.

The buildings in Cuckoo Town all have the attribute of "Indestructible", which means that in Cuckoo Town, these buildings cannot be destroyed by force.

This setting is not the first time Irin has seen each other.

It can't even be dismantled, otherwise, it would be invincible to dismantle it as a shield.

A weird thought flashed in his mind, without stopping, he quickly found Marnie's bedroom and entered it.

Marnie's bedroom is simple in style and nothing special.

Yi Lin felt it out, and soon found the target under Marnie's bed.

"Why did you get to the bottom of the bed? These Lao Lu and Marnie... are very fierce."

Yi Lin had a strange expression, snapped his fingers, and a pair of crumpled purple shorts floated from the bottom of Marnie's bed.

Thinking of the experience of washing his hands to wash away several layers of skin after contacting Lao Pan's [Good Friend of Harley Quinn], Yi Lin refused to touch it with his hands. Getting closer, Yi Lin looked at the purple shorts intently.

In the next second, the attributes of the shorts appeared before Yi Lin's eyes.

...

[Lucky Purple Shorts by Luis]

【Grade】Epic

[Effect] Lucky +5.0

【Durable】Never wear

[Description] Click to view details.

...

".................."

Look at the attributes of purple shorts.

Yi Lin fell into a minute of silence.

He... is numb.

Yi Lin has reached the spiritual attributes of a transcendent level. With his mind, he never expected that this seemingly ordinary and a bit ugly purple shorts... actually an epic-level equipment!

Outrageous!

But looking at that attribute, Yi Lin also took it for granted.

【Lucky +5】!

[Never wear and tear]!

These two attributes are definitely beyond the category of [Rare Level], and it is not too much to comment on an epic level.

There are also three, six, nine levels between epic levels.

Just talking about the weapon series, Pan Zhengyi's stick, and Yi Lin's [Storm and Thunder Messenger], cannot be generalized.

But anyway, these shorts are epic.

"But... who can wear it!"

The thought of where these shorts came from was the reason for Yi Lin's entanglement.

These are second-hand pants, even if the shorts have the [lucky +5] attribute, Yi Lin will never wear them.

This is the principle.

It's also the bottom line.

Yi Lin can't, at least he shouldn't.

Moreover, this pair of shorts is not marked with restrictions similar to "cannot be brought out of this trial."

In other words, this pair of shorts can be taken out.

Perhaps after taking them out, this pair of shorts will flow into the circle of the apostles, which can set off a **** storm.

Many apostles did not have this kind of cleanliness and bottom line.

Maybe even Li Erpang is willing to wear women's clothing for his awesome attributes.

Everything is just to survive.

What's more, after the version update, it changed from the previous mode of getting random rewards in trials to a new version of Krypton Gold mode that uses DP to draw props from the wishing pool. With this pair of shorts, no matter who it is, he will go farther and farther and smoother on the road of Krypton Gold.

"Wait, this pair of underwear, even if I don't wear them, it's okay to wear them to other people in the guild!"

Yi Lin suddenly had a bold idea.

Twenty minutes later.

Yi Lin was sneaky and easily avoided everyone's sight, and walked around behind the mayor Lu Yisi, who was shaking his head, sighing, and hammering his old waist with one hand.

"Ahem."

Yi Lin coughed twice and canceled the [Shadow Follow Me], and the purple **** fell behind Lu Yisi's feet.

"Old Lu, take a step to speak."

"Yo!"

Lao Lu glanced at the purple shorts at his feet, and subconsciously pounced over...but he was empty.

The purple shorts moved strangely to the left.

Old Lu didn't believe in evil, so he threw it again.

This time, the purple shorts were patted directly on Lao Lu's face, making a snap.

Yi Lin reluctantly spread his hands, repeating the last sentence by the way: "Lao Lu, I said, let's take a step to speak."

"..."

One minute later.

Lao Lu's face was full of suffocation.

On the table, it is Schrödinger's underwear, which can be seen but cannot be touched.

Yi Lin didn't pay attention to Lao Lu's thoughts, and hooked his finger: "I helped you find the lucky purple shorts after all the hard work. What about the good reward?"

Yi Lin caught sight of the blood and talked about the conditions.

Old Chang Lu sighed.

He didn't make any extra effort to ask where Yi Lin got it.

Where did he lose the shorts, others don't know, he still doesn't know?

At this point, Lao Lu still had it in his heart. He just didn't expect that these shorts could magically get under the bed and into Lao Lu's blind spot of vision.

"1000G!"

Lao Lu held out a finger and offered the price.

Yi Lin smiled kindly, and smiled without saying a word.

"2000G!"

Yi Lin continued to smile.

"3000G! No more!" Poor Lu Yis gritted his teeth. This was already the highest price he could offer.

Inside the room, the wooden chair behind Yi Lin was inclined forty-five degrees. Yi Lin leaned back on the chair lazily, raised his legs, folded his hands on his knees, and made a relaxed posture. He chuckled: "I heard that on the eleventh day of summer, the governor would take a boat to Cuckoo Town to hold the annual ‘Hawaiian Banquet’."

This time reflects the importance of intelligence.

Lu Yisi was taken aback.

The holiday is this holiday.

But what does it have to do with his baby shorts?

Yi Lin saw Lu Yisi's stunned expression, stretched his waist, and said casually, "I am the most helpful person, but, Lao Lu, you give too little. You see me like Are you short of those three or five thousand people? Who are you looking down on?"

"..."

"I heard that there will be booths at the Hawaiian banquet, but the quality of the crops on my farm is not high, and there is nothing to show... The mayor’s shorts look pretty."

"..."

"I also heard that on the day of the Hawaiian banquet, there will be a'Balak Soup'. Everyone puts an ingredient in the soup and cooks it in a big pot. Look, Lao Lu, the reward is not in place, I am upset. When I am upset, I feel flustered, chest tight, unhappy, and even my hands tremble."

As Yi Lin was talking, the purple shorts of Schrodinger really shook on the table.

Old Lu was dumbfounded.

Yi Lin was afraid that Lao Lu could not figure it out, and kindly reminded him: "In case you accidentally shake Lao Lu's baby into the soup..."

"Fuck!" Old Lu was furious, slapped a rusty and old key on the table with a slap: "Young farmer, you won!"

[Mayor of Gugu Town, Lu Yisi's favorability is -100! 】

...

Yi Lin walked out of Lu Yisi's door with a smile. After going out, he remembered something and kindly reminded him: "My mouth is really strict. Don't worry. Normally, I will never tell this matter. I am. I forgot to mention it just now. When I am in a bad mood, my mouth will tremble. In case my mouth trembles accidentally, I will say what I shouldn’t say..."

"Good-looking farmer, go all the way! Welcome to come often! Gugu Town will always welcome you!"

Lu Yisi's old face with wrinkles in the pink and black turned into the sun in an instant, and his smiley faces were sent to each other.

[Mayor of Gugu Town, Lu Yisi's favorability is +250! 】

Yi Lin left with satisfaction.

This wave is perfect.

Return this epic shorts to Lu Yis first.

Yi Lin didn't want to stay with him for so long. He had other plans and was not in a hurry.

The shorts will be revealed for the time being.

As for whether Lao Lu will lose [Lu Yisi's lucky purple shorts] again, this is not what Yi Lin is worried about.

But Yi Lin was anxious that Old Lu would lose it again.

According to Lao Lu's temperament, the task of throwing shorts again and looking for shorts had to fall on his head.

A one-time task was turned over and over again as a daily task. As long as there was a reward, Yi Lin was willing to work harder.

After going out.

Yi Lin looked at the key that Lao Lu gave him with a sad face.

...

【Key to Community Center Gate】

【Grade】Ordinary

[Effect] It can open the door to the abandoned community center.

[Explanation] Be careful, it is said that the place...is not clean.

...

Not far to the north of Gugu Town, in a suburban area, there is indeed a dilapidated building.

It is said that it has been abandoned for many years.

To be honest, when Yi Lin was exploring the map, Zeng went in and took a quick look.

No weirdness was found.

It is indeed a dilapidated building inside.

There are holes in the ceiling.

But since Lao Lu gritted his teeth and gave the key, there should be something unusual.

After putting away the keys, Yi Lin looked at the balance in his pocket, and walked to Pipier's grocery store by the way.

At the entrance of the grocery store, there was a truck parked, and the lady boss was working hard to move boxes of heavy goods to the store.

Yi Lin saw that this seemed to be an opportunity to gain favorability, and quickly stepped forward and offered to help.

A small gift was also given by the way.

[Caroline +1! 】

[Carolyn's favorability degree +20! 】

The front is the favorability of helping to carry the goods.

Behind is the favorability of gift giving.

Caroline looked at Yi Lin's face, and finally changed.

No longer as cold as before.

Pipier was busy in the house, letting his wife chat with Yi Lin at the door.

"You people who work in the farm are physically strong, and my Pierre is weak and can't compare to you."

"It's okay."

Yi Lin said modestly, after all, he is also lazy and cheating, and he is not tired at all.

"In fact, if you exercise more, you can practice. The leather shop manager exercises too little, and he doesn't even move things by himself~www.readwn.com~Yes," Caroline expressed her reminiscence with more expressions:

"I remember that when I was young, I also liked sports, went out, and played. When I first moved to Cugu Town, I liked to walk alone near the Master Tower. I used to know a friend who was also very helpful. Oh, yes. …" Caroline said halfway through, her expression changed slightly, as if she had noticed that she had missed her mouth, she lowered her voice and warned: "Don't tell Pierce, he is more suspicious."

Um?

Yi Lin didn't expect that this gift was really the right one. From Caroline's words, she accidentally discovered a blind spot.

"Mage Tower?"

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