Chapter 237 – Crazy Panda
Chapter 237 – Crazy Panda
"Leyvi! Bring him back! Bring the God of Handsomeness back! I'm not done looking! It's not five minutes yet! Hurry!" Anda shouted, shaking Leyvi's shoulders so aggressively that his head flailed back and forth like a rag doll.
Leyvi felt like his panda wife had gone crazy. Her normally composed demeanor had been completely overtaken by this strange obsession. If she kept shaking him like this, he might soon become as flexible as Ava. After seeing his maximum handsomeness, he thought Anda would only be head over heels for him. But she ended up joining Mr. Bison and Dorin's delusional group! This was on a whole new level.
Truly horrifying!
If just seeing him at maximum handsomeness could turn Anda into this, what chaos would ensue if he showed this face to other women? The mental image of mobs chasing after him, utterly out of control, sent a shiver down his spine.
Wait a minute. Didn't this already happen to Lin Wei? A group of crazy ladies chased him around many times. No. This Handsomeness Slider is a danger to society. I can never use it again!
Another thought popped into his head. What if I set my handsomeness to 1 instead? Would people feel an uncontrollable urge to obliterate me on sight? Probably. No, scratch that. Definitely. They will hunt me to the end of the world.
The crazy panda rampage lasted almost half an hour before Anda finally stopped shaking him and spouting nonsense, her expression dazed as her brain finally resumed normal operations. Her breathing was uneven, and her hair was a wild mess, sticking out in every direction.
Seeing her settle down, Leyvi gently laid her on the bed, caressing her hair. "Are you alright?" he asked softly.
Anda groaned, rubbing her temples. "My head hurts… I'm so tired. It feels like I've been thinking a million thoughts at the same time, and they were all crazy."
"How much do you remember?" Leyvi asked, watching her carefully. He leaned in slightly, scanning her face for any signs of lingering hysteria.
"Everything..." she admitted, her voice trailing off.
"So... you remember that you became a crazy panda?" Leyvi raised an eyebrow, half-expecting her to deny it.
Anda covered her face with her hands, her cheeks turning crimson. "Yes... but I wish I could forget it. I never thought seeing a handsome man would drive me that crazy. I thought I was above behavior like that. Now I think I can sympathize with Dorin a little."
"Pftt..." Leyvi almost laughed. He wasn't sure if Anda was cracking a joke or not.
"Well, I can't blame you. If I saw my maximum handsomeness again, I'd probably hug and kiss myself too," Leyvi joked, hoping to comfort her.
"Hehe." Anda giggled, the image he painted playing vividly in her mind.
From the way Leyvi talked, it seemed he believed women would fall head over heels for him. But Anda knew better. It wasn't just charm. For others, it might even go beyond logic. Leyvi, of course, seemed immune, probably due to his own familiarity with his face and ability.
"In the future," Anda said, her tone shifting slightly, "don't use the Handsomeness Slider at max level again. At least not on our ladies. That level of handsomeness feels... divine. Like something only a god could pull off."
Leyvi blinked. "A god? Are you sure about that? Are you saying that there's no ugly god?"
Anda raised her hand and tugged Leyvi's ear. "Ei... I'm just giving a metaphor. Don't take it literally."
"Why do you feel that way?" Leyvi asked. Even though he had already realized the danger, he wanted to hear it from someone who had actually felt it.
"Hmm... how do I explain this?" Anda paused,
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