Return to the soul

Chapter 10

Lu Wugui just looked at Mr. Donglai without moving his eyes, and he had an expression of guarding against thieves, leaving You Qingwei speechless for a while.She pushed Lu Wugui to the last empty seat and sat down.Seeing that the bigwigs present didn't say a word, she had no choice but to roll up her sleeves, get up and pick up the teapot and pour tea to these bigwigs courteously.

Old Master Yan pointed You Qingwei amusedly, and said, "It's useless to be courteous."

After You Qingwei refilled the tea for them, she said: "Drink the tea I poured, you have to give me two points of face." She clasped her fists at Mr. Donglai again, and shouted: "Uncle Donglai, please help me."

Mr. Donglai took a sip of tea slowly and said, "I dare not open the back door for you in front of everyone."

Lu Wugui saw that Mr. Donglai seemed to be embarrassing You Qingwei, so he quickly whispered to You Qingwei's ear, "Mr. Donglai is a dog spirit."

Mr. Dong Lai shook his hand holding the tea, looked at Lu Wugui angrily, and said, "Little girl, do you still want to hang out?"

Lu Wugui said slowly, "You can't beat me."

You Qingwei quickly patted Lu Wugui's hand to stop Lu Wugui from continuing, she explained in a low voice: "Mr. Donglai is one of the directors of the association, and he is in charge of the demon spirit. You are a registered leader with Mr. Donglai." A certificate, so as not to be cleaned up as a black household one day."

The road to no return will be understood in seconds!This is the account where a big demon spirit was found to manage the demon spirit.She suddenly realized "Oh", glanced at Mr. Donglai, shrank behind You Qingwei, and stopped making a sound.

Mr. Donglai put down his teacup, and said slowly: "If you want to register, you must first tell me who this girl is from?"

You Qing said seriously: "My grandfather was originally a disciple of the Yin-Yang Dao. Xiao Tandai...the road has no return, and he was originally a big monster in the Taoist temple who had practiced for hundreds of years and could just manifest a human form." She paused and said: "Just like you, Mr. Donglai, she was involved in the ten-year movement that started in 14. After she died, she turned into a ghost and was enshrined with incense by my grandpa's elder brother. She was transformed into an incense burner as a ghost. Dao. I injured my spine when I was [-] years old, and I went back to seek treatment from Grand Master, and I had an agreement with Grand Master that I would take care of her after a hundred years. Last year, Grand Master passed away, and she followed me.”

Old Master Chen took a sip of tea and said thoughtfully, "I remember this girl has biological parents, right? She seems to have an older sister who often picks her up to and from get off work..."

You Qingwei looked at Mr. Chen in surprise when he heard the words, and said in his heart: "You always find out these things very clearly." She pondered for a long time, and then said in a low tone: "People in the village burned the Taoist temple and ruined her thousand-year-old Taoist deeds. , I owe her a life. My master told the villagers to return her life, secretly changing the secret, and sent her to be reincarnated 20 years ago. She was forced to induce labor due to the one-child policy, which hurt her spirit, and her biological parents could not support her. , and adopted him back to my grand master. My grandfather was born in the Yin and Yang Tao. According to the Taoism he learned, after death, he would be buried in the Yin Road and turned into a ghost cultivator. On the way Dad went to Yinlu, we met a blood corpse... She left and folded in the ground to protect me. She didn't know that she was dead, but she appeared in the middle of the night, picked up her own bones, crawled out of the ground, and found me ..." She suppressed her tears, turned her head and smiled at Lu Wugui who was holding her hand to comfort her, and said, "I'm fine."

Lu Wugui could tell that You Qingwei deliberately hid the fact that she had been reincarnated and died, but in the end, You Qingwei was questioned thoroughly, and the mention of sad things made You Qingwei uncomfortable, and she was immediately very unhappy.She pouted and looked around at the people in the room, and said, "You Qingwei, we don't need a certificate."

Mr. Chen smiled cheerfully, and said that there is no return: "Hey, this temper is really not small, so I just asked one more question, and I am not happy about it."

Lu Wugui snorted and said, "You Qingwei had nightmares about this for several months. I comforted her for a long time before she recovered. If you ask her this, if she has nightmares again tonight, I...I... ..." She didn't hurt anyone, "I" didn't know how to scare and threaten old man Chen for a long time.

Mr. Donglai was also happy.He has seen many ghosts, but this is the first time he has seen such a simple big ghost.He stood up with a smile, and said, "Okay, don't be angry. I'll have someone give you a registration certificate." He got up and walked to the gate, and shouted: "Ergou."

Someone outside responded loudly: "Here we come!" Soon, a young man in his early 20s, wearing a T-shirt and ripped jeans, trotted in and shouted at Mr. Donglai, "Uncle, you called me?"

Lu Wugui saw that the young man who ran in was actually a dog demon spirit who had taken over his body, his eyes widened in shock and blinked again and again.

Mr. Donglai said: "Go and get a file, and then take Xiaolu to take a photo and get a certificate."

The young man responded loudly: "Hey", walked up to Lu Wugui, showed his big white teeth with a smile, and said, "Hello, my name is Ergou!"

Lu Wugui heard that the name Ergou sounded familiar, she thought for a while, and said, "I remembered, the grandson who drowned in the washbasin at Grandma Li's house was also called Ergou."

Ergou's smile froze on his face, as if he had been tapped.

You Qingwei got up quickly, and said with an apologetic face: "Brother Gou, Xiao Mendai just talks like this, don't bother with her."

Lu Wugui looked at the two of them innocently, then turned his head to look at the group of people in the room, and remained silent.

Ergou said: "It's okay, Brother Gou, I don't care about you." He said to Lu Wugui: "Come with me, and I will take you to take pictures."

Lu Wugui looked at You Qingwei.

You Qingwei said, "Go."

Lu Wugui said "Oh", and then followed Ergou. She took two steps and saw You Qingwei put her backpack on the sofa next to her. After thinking about it, she picked up the backpack and stuffed it into You Qingwei's. In his arms, he followed Ergou to the hut next to the teahouse.

You Qing sighed sadly, and put the backpack on the sofa behind him.

Lu Wugui followed Ergou into the next hut, and saw a large locked filing cabinet inside, with amulets sealed on it, and the lock hanging on it was in the shape of a gossip, with card slots. .There is a desk in the room, as well as printers and copiers, and a camera next to it.

Er Gou put the cylindrical totem-carved jade hanging around his neck into the groove in the middle of the Eight Diagrams of the filing cabinet, and twisted it back and forth several times. Then with a "click", the gossip split into two, and the cabinet door opened.

Lu Wugui saw a lot of things that looked like file bags in the file cabinet, and they were classified by small stickers.

Ergou took out a blank file book, sat down on the office chair, gave way to Lu Wugui to sit down, and asked, "Name?"

Lu Wugui wrote his name on the table with his hands.

Ergou asked again: "Sex."

Lu Wugui looked at Ergou speechless for a while, and said to herself, "Can't you see it?"

Ergou asked again: "Gender?"

Lu Wugui said, "I don't look like a man."

Ergou said, "Uncle Donglai doesn't look like a woman yet."

Lu Wugui said "ah" and asked, "Is Mr. Donglai a woman? I... I thought... I thought it was a man!"

Ergou glanced at the road and said, "It's just a bit indisputable. Didn't you find that my Uncle Donglai has a particularly gender-neutral aesthetic?"

Lu Wugui muttered in a low voice: "The black and thin ones look like a howling dog, and they don't have any sense of beauty."

Er Gou slapped the pen on the table with a "snap" and asked, "Do you still want to apply for a certificate?"

Lu Wugui quickly changed her words and said, "Meimeimei." She felt that her intelligence had improved, and she would be able to adapt to the wind.

Ergou asked again: "Gender?"

Lu Wugui asked, "Mine?"

Ergou said, "Could it be mine?"

Lu Wugui said "Oh" and said, "I think you look like a man."

Ergou took a deep breath, forced a smile, and said, "I'm asking about your gender. Which one is male or female?"

Lu Wugui counted on his fingers, and said in his heart: "In my last life, I died without changing everything. I don't know what my gender is. I was a ghost in my last life. I don't know my gender like my last life. , I was a girl in my previous life...a girl..." She said uncertainly: "A girl." Her eyes lit up, and she said: "That's what the ID card says."

Ergou swiftly wrote "Mother" on the gender column!

Lu Wugui corrected: "It's a woman!" She also wrote a big "female" on the table.

Er Gou looked angrily at No Return, made a big cross on the word "mother" and wrote the word "female".

When Lu Wugui saw Ergou's handwriting, he felt that Ergou's handwriting looked like a dog crawling, and the handwriting written by her ghostly symbols was more beautiful than Ergou's handwriting.

Ergou asked again: "Address."

Lu Wugui said: "You Qingwei's house."

Ergou said: "I'm asking where you live, not who you live in. Address!"

Lu Wugui said: "You Qingwei's house."

Er Gou squeezed the pen in his hand vigorously, and asked, "Where does You Qingwei live?"

Lu Wuguixin said: "Every time I go back home, You Qingwei and sister Xiaosheng drive me, so I don't know where to live." She shook her head and described the environment around You Qingwei's home.

Ergou said with a broken face: "I'm asking where you live, I'm asking about the address, not about the living environment of your home."

Lu Wugui was about to collapse, and she said, "If I knew the address, I wouldn't have to spend so much time describing the surrounding environment. I'll tell you what's around where I live, and you can send the puppies out to look it up." I know. If you tell me where your home is, I will definitely not be able to find it, but if you tell me what is around your home and what it looks like, I will definitely be able to find it.”

Ergou looked at the road with a broken face and said, "The city has a population of 2000 million and [-] square kilometers. You want me to send puppies to look for your house? You don't know that the streets are full of thieves now." Dog thief? My wife is not married, where can I find a puppy and where is your home?"

Lu Wugui suddenly felt that Ergou was so pitiful.

Ergou put down his pen and file book, stood up, and said, "Come on, take pictures first."

Nowhere to return to the past to take pictures.She had experience in taking ID photos, so she asked Ergou for a few small rubber bands placed on the table, and tied the long bangs that covered her forehead to the sky, revealing her smooth forehead.She pushed back the hair next to her ears, but she didn't hold it down, and tied two small knots behind her head with two elastic bands, one left and one right.

Er Gou stared straight at his eyes, almost turning into a silly dog.He swiftly took a picture of Lu Wugui with this unflattering hairstyle with a "click", printed it out as quickly as possible, and then printed the certificate. As soon as the photo was pasted, he stamped it with a steel seal, Say to Lu Wugui: "Follow me!" Lock the file cabinet, lead Lu Wugui out, and close the door.He walked quickly to You Qingwei who was sitting in the teahouse chatting with a group of old guys, and said, "The documents are ready. The identity registration information is not finished, please fill it out for me. She said she will live in your house, But she couldn't tell you the address of your home."

You Qingwei said "um", and said: "Thank you." She took the ID and identity registration form that Ergou handed over, she opened the ID and saw the ID photo on it, instantly: "..." She raised her head Looking at Ergou, he said in his heart, "Xiao Medai's words are not very pleasant, so you don't have to take revenge like this?"

Er Gou saw You Qingwei's eyes were completely wrong, the whole dog was not well, and shouted with a broken face: "I asked her to take a picture, and she asked me to borrow a rubber band, can I not borrow it? I will lend it to her, Without saying a word, she tied three small knots on her head, and even set up the pose for the photo, can I not take it? Is it my fault? My fault?"

Er Gou was getting excited there, and while walking and arranging his hair, he came back and said to You Qingwei: "You Qingwei, Er Gou said that Mr. Dong Lai doesn't look like a woman, so he suspected that I am a man."

Ergou instantly froze on the spot.He felt that his whole life was bad.