My Panda Cohabitant

Chapter 14 Friends Visit

This answer gave Ji Shang a chill, and he said in surprise, "I'm a human now."

Liu Yan said indifferently, "We eat meat."

"The problem is that it doesn't make sense to eat the current me. I'm not the one who's been raised for so many years... What's the matter? White lotus seeds, yes, what's the use of eating me?"

Liu Bian's answer was very concise and powerful: "Vent out your anger."

"..."

Ji Shang has been thinking about how to deal with the scene of "being eaten by a panda" all day long. He is restless, even if he eats the delicious yam pork rib soup made by Xiaoyao for dinner, he is absent-minded. , he couldn't help asking: "If the male panda from the zoo comes, will you protect me?"

Liu Yan didn't agree immediately, he raised his natural smoky eyes and looked at it for a few seconds before saying: "If I do this, will you increase your affection for me?"

For a moment, Ji Shang had the illusion of playing a game, "accomplishing a certain event increases the favorability of a certain character by a small amount", shook his head and put this absurd idea aside, he smiled and said, "of course, you protected me .”

Although this troublesome matter is caused by you, at least I can save my life, so I won't bother with you, Ji Shang silently pressed these words back into his stomach.

Liu Yan really said very sincerely: "Of course I will protect you!"

Ji Shang really wanted to ask, "What if I say I don't want to increase the relationship", but there is no good end for being cheap, and in the end he swallowed his food, pretending that nothing happened.

However, the so-called life is that the house leaks and it rains all night. After finally getting rid of the tension and falling asleep, in the middle of the night, Ji Shang suddenly felt a weight on his body. The panda's face is looking down from above - this is not Liu Biao, Liu Bian's face is rounder than this one.

Ji Shang endured the heavy pressure, tried his best to keep calm, and carefully squeezed out a sentence: "Hello."

The panda didn't make a sound, and came close to it and sniffed it a few times as if searching for it. There was a wheezing sound from its nose, and its eyes blinked, as if it was cleverly determining something.

"You're beautiful." Ji Shang didn't call Liu Biao directly, there was only one panda that would appear in this place at this time, and the relationship between this panda and Liu Bian was not very good, so it's better not to be too exciting, "Wow, Your fur is so soft."

The panda opened its mouth and said a sentence: "The pancakes were just washed today." The words were spoken very slowly, as if they had just learned to speak, one word at a time, and the accent was very similar to Beijing dialect, not so obvious. There is also a little Shandong flavor mixed in.

"Can you come down? It's crushing me." Ji Shang smiled and said, "It's a bit heavy for an ordinary person like me."

The panda was stunned for a while, as if thinking about this problem, before he could figure out what to do, a roar suddenly came from the other side of the bed.Liu Bian appeared out of nowhere, and rushed over like lightning.The two pandas jumped together in an instant, and they fell heavily on the ground with a loud noise. You punched me and I kicked.

Ji Shang took the opportunity to jump out of bed swiftly, ran to the door like a rabbit, and peeked at the wall with his head stuck out.His face was flushed and his breathing quickened. It wasn't excitement but enthusiasm: I have two pandas in my family, and Sajia's life is worth it, and death is no regret!

"Brother Ji, don't you care?" Xiaoyao appeared next to Ji Shang at some point, and behind him were other spirits, all of them poking their heads out, "Your bedroom will be ruined if you fight like this."

"It's okay, I can redecorate." Ji Shang said with bright eyes, "This time, it will be replaced with floor tiles, and they can do whatever they want."

Xiao Yao curled her lips and said helplessly: "If they start a fire, the whole building will be destroyed."

"It's okay, I can... what did you say?" Ji Shang finally had a glimmer of clarity in his hot head, turned his head and said, "The whole building?"

"They are gods." Xiao Yao said it as a matter of course, "How can you pass the exam without a certain level?"

"Isn't an immortal a position?"

"Then you must also have the conditions to be worthy of this position, right? One of the conditions to be a god is to reach a certain standard of strength, not everyone can be."

Ji Shang looked into the room. At this time, Liu Yan and the panda had already entered under the bed, which made the solid wooden bed thump, with a corner arched from time to time, making the sound of wood cracking.Dust fell from the ceiling from time to time, and some neighbors were already commotioning. Seeing that the commotion was getting bigger and bigger, he really began to worry.

"I think they played quite primitively." Ji Shang was still hesitant, and he just couldn't act swiftly and resolutely when it came to matters related to pandas, "It's just scratching each other."

"Brother Ji, don't blame me for talking too much, let me see about it..."

Before Xiaoyao's persuasion was over, there was a loud noise, and the big bed, which had suffered so much, finally calmed down, and there was a scream from downstairs.Ji Shang quickly ran over and looked down, there was a big hole in the floor, the neighbor couple downstairs were terrified pulling the quilt to cover their half-naked bodies, and fled in all directions.

Ji Shang regretted it.

The commotion didn't subside until more than an hour later. The neighbor called the police. Ji Shang insisted that he had slept soundly, but suddenly the floor collapsed, and he didn't know what happened.Under his relentless act of stupidity, the police left in doubt, and the neighbor angrily said that he would call the developer to demand compensation.

Ji Shang was covered in cold sweat when he heard this, his back was wet in the winter, so he could only scold along with his neighbors.When he got home and closed the door, he yelled softly like a thief: "Liu Bian? That handsome guy?" He shouted a few times and there was no movement. He turned around in a strange way, and found Liu Bian standing quietly behind him. Ghostly.

Fuck, are you trying to scare me to death?

"Are you okay?" Ji Shangqiang asked calmly, "Where's your 'friend'?"

"gone back."

"Just leave like this?"

"If you can't beat me, why don't you go?"

"..."

Ji Shang thought again and again, and decided to test it out: "Then what should I do here? Can I ask him for compensation?"

Liu Bian looked puzzled: "Where?"

Ji Shang led Liu Jie to look at the big hole in the bedroom, the young couple downstairs had already moved the room, and looking down from the hole, there was only a mess.The two stared at the hole in silence for a moment, then raised their heads and looked at each other at the same time.

"What?" Liu Yan was puzzled.

"What about this hole?"

"I don't know how to mend walls."

"Where's your friend?"

"He is the only panda on display, what do you expect him to do?"

"...that's right."

"But if you have no choice, I can beat him to death and plug this hole." Liu Yan looked at it seriously for a while, "He is fat enough, so he should be able to plug it."

"..."

Ji Shang resolutely rejected this proposal, not to mention the grievances and enmities that were moldy in eight lifetimes, killing a panda will never be in his consciousness.He moved to the study room that was still relatively complete and had a full sleep. When he woke up the next day, he saw Liu Bian's "masterpiece" last night on TV.

"Reporter from our station, strange news came from the zoo this morning. The newly settled panda lost a lot of hair overnight. Audience friends, please see that its lower body hair is almost gone, just like wearing a sweater and being naked | Unit, the breeder said that it may be because of the pressure in a new place..."

As soon as Ji Shang saw the picture, he sprayed it.