I'm not talking about raising monsters

Chapter 25

You Guang didn't see the way to do it for the time being, and was welcomed to the post station by the master of the government like a guest of honor.

All kinds of entreaties. "Master! We have no choice but to wait for your old man to come up with a trick."

Reluctantly, Tang Jiujiu and You Guang could only stop here that day, waiting for Xiaolan to come back after delivering his souvenirs, while trying to figure out how to chop this bastard.

But at night, between half asleep and half awake, Tang Jiujiu was shaken by You Guang.He said that he suddenly felt that someone was haunted by nightmares and strange things happened again and again, and wanted to take Tang Jiujiu to investigate.This nightmare seems to have lasted for about half a year, what if I can find a clue to kill the king.

Tang Jiujiu heard that there was a lot of fun to watch, so he quickly put on his robe, jumped up, and was about to go out with You Guang.

But You Guang said, "Let's go directly into his dream. You don't need to clean up these things. You can just lie on the bed with your clothes on." Tang Jiujiu lay down with his eyes closed, and the next second the two of them had reached a lush, deep garden. place.At first glance, it is the backyard of the government office.

I saw a middle-aged man in the courtyard crying bitterly, laughing wildly, and vomiting non-stop while holding a bucket.

You Guang pointed at the man with his finger, and slid it lightly, the man seemed to wake up, the big bucket in his hand disappeared, and his whole body recovered.I saw him wearing a white brocade gown with tangled branches and lotus pattern, and a belt with ice and snow blue barbarian pattern around his waist, with a handsome face.This person is Jiang Yong'an, the censor of Changzhou.

"Hello, hello, I am the chief editor of the gossip tabloid." Tang Jiujiu was the first to introduce his profession.

"I heard that you have nightmares every day, I don't know why."

Chiang Kai-shek was in a state of chaos, falling into a dream when he saw people.I don't know if it's true or not, reality or a dream.With the blessing of Youguang, he asked questions and answered them in a daze.I really know everything.There are endless words.

Jiang Gong recounted in detail: "My land is bounded by water, and there are abundant aquatic products. It is because of eating puffer fish that I have nightmares every day and lose weight day by day!"

"A few of my friends and I are well-known gourmets. We like to run around in search of good materials and crafts on weekdays."

"It just so happens that one of my friends is surnamed Xu. Mr. Xu is good at cooking. He is good at making big fat ducks and big fat pigs. He is especially good at making fugu dishes."

"Yeah, puffer fish is very poisonous!" Tang Jiujiu said in a friendly way.

In my mind, I was discussing tetrodotoxin with You Guang. "Puffer fish is the most poisonous in the world! Especially the blood, liver, skin and fish roe of puffer fish."

"The Japanese are best at making fugu. If you need a certificate to work, the chef will finish it and eat a slice first."

"If you want to be unclean, you will burp yourself first."

"This method is very good."

"A craftsman is just like that." You Guang Youyou commented.

"Do you know why puffer fish suddenly swell and become round?"

Not waiting for You Guang to answer.Tang Jiujiu continued: "When a pufferfish encounters danger, it will quickly inhale water or air into its stomach. Its entire body will swell several times."

"It's round and full of thorns, predators can't eat it. It's a joy to stick."

Yu Guang silently nodded in agreement.Not bad, not bad, as expected of Tang Jiujiu, who knows astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom, and he didn't snatch it for nothing.

Xu Gong continued: "Exactly, you are also an expert!"

"The six of us suffered a great crime just for this mouthful of puffer fish."

"On that day, Mr. Xu personally cooked the fugu for us.

"The viscera, skin, and fish roe were all thrown away by us watching him."

"But in fact, I'm still worried and afraid. It's just that I don't care about the fugu meat as soon as I eat it."

"It's really the ultimate delicacy in the world. It's sweet, crisp and hard to extricate yourself from."

"When I was eating happily, something happened."

"Suddenly Xianggong Zhang fell headlong to the ground, foaming at the mouth, rolled his eyelids, and his legs were still twitching and shaking."

"We all thought he was a fugu poisoner!"

"My God," Tang Jiujiu continued, "This is terrible. Tetrodotoxin is the most poisonous in the world. It directly paralyzes the respiratory system, and it only takes two to three hours for the onset. People will definitely die!"

"Exactly! You are someone who understands us!" Old Mr. Xu burst into tears and whimpered, grabbed Tang Jiujiu's sleeve and kept shaking it.

"We all thought it was a symptom of poisoning. We rushed to find the antidote."

"Oh? There is actually a medicine that can cure this poison?"

"It is rumored that gold juice can cure this poison"

"We rushed to the home of the chamber pot in a hurry and spent a lot of money to buy golden juice."

"But the dung picker, seeing our angry appearance, thought for a moment, and the lion opened his mouth and asked us for a piece of silver."

"That's why I brought the bucket of gold juice back to the backyard."

Tang Jiujiu repeatedly shook his head and sighed: "It's too much, it's too much, such a major matter of human life and nature, it's actually merciless."

"It really killed someone, can he afford to be a manure picker?"

"That's right!" Mr. Xu also nodded in agreement.

"We prepared a cup of golden juice, one of them opened his mouth and the other fed. We poured a large cup full of manure into the mouth of Mr. Zhang who was lying on the ground."

"It stinks! It stinks!"

"It's a pity that he still hasn't woken up!"

"In a hurry, we scratched our ears and scratched our heads, and our headaches were splitting. This is the six of us going to hell together!"

"It only takes two hours. We're about to meet King Hades!"

"At this moment, one person suggested that the medicine must be taken. It is better to take the medicine before the poison occurs. You can't take the medicine after the poison occurs like Zhang Gong."

"I'm afraid like him, the effect of the medicine is not obvious!"

"At that time. We all thought that death was imminent. We just wanted to fight. It's better to live than to die, isn't it?"

"So we found the dung bucket again, and carefully mixed five large cups of golden juice."

"Drink your head up."

"A lot."

"The courage is commendable, the courage is extraordinary!" Tang Jiujiu praised.

"At this moment, our hearts are already shocked, and we are about to die again, so we don't care about this much!"

"That's right, that's right, it makes sense." Tang Jiujiu nodded.

"After half a day, Mr. Zhang finally woke up."

"We've finally lost our minds. We're going to tell Mr. Zhang how to treat him, and how he was robbed of money by the dung picker."

"Mr. Zhang woke up, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, tears streaming down his face."

"Bow deeply to the ground and say it's my brother's fault!"

"Little brother has been suffering from epilepsy since he was a child, and he will have seizures from time to time."

"When he had an attack, his feet trembled, he foamed at the mouth, and tears flowed down his face."

"I'm not poisoned today! I'm epileptic!"

"I've already smoked before I can speak!"

"After listening to his words, we knew that we would not die. Thinking about it again, we drank a large glass of dung for no reason."

"The intestines of regret are green!"

"Several people coughed, vomited, and laughed. It was really tearful and crying!"

"It's like going crazy. It's too miserable, it's really too miserable, and the reputation of the whole life will be destroyed in one fell swoop."

"But this matter has been spread. We are all decent people. Once this matter comes out, we will all become famous in the world."

"This is not the most terrifying thing. Since then, I have had nightmares every day. I have to eat this puffer fish every day and drink this golden juice every day. I can't be at peace. Please save me. I am really weak and suffer I'm sorry I can't stop vomiting every day!"

Tang Jiujiu helped Master Jiang who was crying bitterly, and sorted out the manuscripts in his hand. "Everyone was poisoned by eating puffer fish. Those who heard it were really sad, and those who heard it shed tears! I am amazed at your courage and courage."

"I still haven't figured out the details of a few points."

"Did the six of you get sick in the future? Why did you spread such a folk prescription?"

"Is this kind of remedy useful?"

"If it doesn't work, such folk remedies will kill people?"

"Public safety and hygiene should be paid attention to. A normal person may die of bacterial infection after drinking so much feces."

"But I see that you are in good health, and you are not sick after drinking a large cup of golden juice. Your foundation is still good!"

"It's a pity, it's a pity!"

"You don't have to worry too much. Since it's been so long, you haven't gotten sick. Naturally, your body won't have any problems in the future."

"You don't have to worry about it every day, worrying about your sequelae."

"Your nightmare is caused by worrying every day, being afraid every day, and frightening yourself."

After the interview, Tang Jiujiu had no choice but to come to the conclusion that Mr. Jiang's daily nightmares were caused by drinking too much feces and water, which caused a huge psychological shadow, and it had nothing to do with any strange powers and confusion.I had to comfort Master Jiang, "My lord, your brotherhood is really moving!"

"Unscientific folk remedies kill people."

Tang Jiujiu secretly made up his mind to write an article to spread the good words through the ages.Warn the public to pay attention to food safety.It is unknown how many people will be killed if this kind of folk prescription is passed down.

Youguang thought he could find some clues, but not only found nothing, but was forced to listen to such a three-way interview.

I just felt that the boss couldn't bear it, so I ignored Tang Jiujiu's struggle, picked up Tang Jiujiu and left.

Along the way, Tang Jiujiu writhed and bit, wishing she could turn into a violent Chihuahua.

But how could his small teeth bite the copper-skinned and indestructible You Guang?Tang Jiujiu struggled for a long time, but only left a trace of saliva on Youguang's scales.My own tooth hurts from the diaphragm.

Wait until the two hit the ground.The irritable Tang Jiujiu started to output crazily, attacking in all directions.

"Why are you dragging me away! I haven't finished asking yet? Do you have a bit of self-cultivation as a journalist!"

"I haven't given Mr. Jiang psychological counseling yet! How could I just leave like this."

"He has ptsd now, post-traumatic disorder, do you know what post-traumatic disorder is? If you ask a psychologist for professional psychological counseling, he will only live in nightmares every day"

"We have to help him, journalists need to be professional!"

Youguang had no choice but to take Tang Jiujiu with him and return to Jiang Gong's dream.Let Tang Jiujiu give him psychological counseling.I thought to myself, didn't I just drink some dung water?Why are there so many things, disturbing myself and Tang Jiujiu's rest?

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The author has something to say:

You Guang: Take [-] and go home to sleep.

Tang Jiujiu: Let go of me, I want to work 1