I'm not talking about raising monsters

Chapter 73

Tang Jiujiu walked out of the clinic, then went home and began to search for ancient books.He remembered that Taoist books recorded in detail how to write inscriptions and runes and burn them to the underworld.

Although he doesn't know why the ghosts and strange things in the academy disappeared, but he knows that everything has changed since he went to the underworld.There must be Master Zhong Kui's help behind this.

But the trivial matter of frightening the pockmarked face can be solved by an ordinary errand, and there is no need to bother Mr. Zhong Kui to do it himself.

Seeing Tang Jiujiu rummaging through boxes and cabinets as soon as he got home.You Guang next to him asked: "What's the matter with you, what are you looking for? Hurry up and wash off the smell of this body!"

Only then did Tang Jiujiu remember where he came back from just now...it was really delicious...

"I'm looking for a Taoist book that wrote greetings to the underworld and heaven. I remember it's written in detail in the book. I need to find a ghost to scare that serial murderer."

"He dared to do so many things, didn't he just feel that there was no retribution? Did he feel that there was no afterlife?"

"If you let him witness with his own eyes that there is a hell, there are six reincarnations."

"All the things that have been done have to be settled in the underworld slowly. He naturally has to stay on the front line when doing things. Confess the hiding of the kidnapped girl."

"He is not afraid of people, how can he not be afraid of ghosts?"

You Guang hugged Tang Jiujiu's change of clothes and threw it to him, urging him to take a bath.

"Go take a shower quickly, I will write what you said, and I will write for you."

"The smell of this body! Go!"

"By the way, where's Xiao Lan? Why don't you see him? Has he washed it?" Tang Jiujiu asked while hugging her clothes.

"It's not that Jiao Shang, the county magistrate with crystal skin, was startled, dizzy for a while, and vomited again for a while, causing constant trouble. Xiaolan was caught by him and stayed in the government to take care of him."

"I haven't come back now, you don't have to worry about it, there is someone's marriage."

"Marriage? You mean Xiaolan and Jiao Shang."

"how come?"

"Why not? Don't you know that some fish are transparent? You can see all the internal organs clearly. Jiao Shang's physique is indeed a bit strange in the world, but for Xiaolan's fish, it is nothing more than an ordinary fish. It’s just a transparent little fish, he naturally likes it.”

"Look at him, he has never let go of Jiao Shang's arms all day long."

Only then did Tang Jiujiu recall.That's right, this day was full of chaos and frequent accidents, and he didn't even have time to pay attention to his little mermaid.

Unexpectedly, the mermaid's taste is so strange that she fell in love with the old-fashioned and serious Jiao Shang.

"But doesn't Jiao Shang like pearl beauties?" Tang Jiujiu was puzzled.

"But isn't he already broken in love?" You Guang asked back.

"Is it so seamless? Didn't he lie to our Xiaolan?"

"Go take a bath, you smell so good!" You Guang kept urging Tang Jiujiu.

"There is no way to lie, those two people are still in a daze and don't know anything!"

"Children and grandchildren have their own blessings, let them do it slowly."

"Xiao Lan is not a descendant, is she?"

"Go take a shower and shut up."

Tang Jiujiu went to take a bath, and You Guang wrote an inscription and burned it in the hands of Niutou Mamian while Tang Jiujiu was taking a bath.

The last time he visited the underworld, You Guang could tell that the bull-headed horse-faced man was quick-witted and took good care of Tang Jiujiu.

When Tang Jiujiu came out of the room covered in steam after taking a shower.Niutou Mamian was already eating iced grapes in their yard, lying on a rocking chair, taking advantage of the cool.

Tang Jiujiu said his request in a gentle manner, but he hit it off with the bull head and horse face unexpectedly.

"Hey, isn't this a coincidence? We brothers also have something to ask you, Mr. Tang? I didn't expect you to ask us both."

"It's just right for us. If you help us, we will help you too. Reciprocity."

"Don't worry, this matter will be covered by our brothers. We will find some ugly ghosts for you, bring them to that person, and scare him. How long will it be for him to be safe? Everything can be poured out for you."

"Look for the two who jumped off the cliff and died, their heads were like cucumbers. Or the tuberculosis ghost from last time was pretty good, and he pulled out two lung leaves after brushing. And those who were soaked in the water all blew... ..."

"Keeping him to say one thing, another thing to say two, dare not have half a lie in his mouth. You can rest assured."

Tang Jiujiu received countless stimuli that day, and then listened to the two of them describe all kinds of strange ghosts vividly.Immediately, I felt a tickle in my throat, my head was dizzy, and the feeling of nausea surged up overwhelmingly.Quickly stop the cheerful second ghost who is talking.

"Stop, stop, the scale doesn't need to be that big, just about the same, at least it has a human shape. Otherwise, if you bring ghosts along the road, it's not good to scare the common people."

"Oh, it can be said that you are still thoughtful, senior official."

"By the way, our brothers also have something to ask the high officials, how about you?"

"Actually, this matter is also our fault, but this matter has already been done. We will make up for it and report to you."

Tang Jiujiu asked doubtfully, "What's the matter?"

As soon as You Guang heard this, he knew that these two money stringers were definitely planning to take this opportunity to reveal the matter of selling Tang Jiujiu's portrait for money.

Just at this time, Tang Jiujiu had something to ask for, and the matter was of great importance and involved many lives. Tang Jiujiu must not affect the progress of the case because of his personal affairs.

The two of them just took this opportunity to reveal the things they searched.Tang Jiujiu couldn't do anything with them, he just pinched his nose and admitted.

Ergui smiled and said, "It's not a big deal."

"In fact, after you went to the underworld last time, everyone has seen your majesty. There are no ghosts in this underworld who are not afraid of you. They say that you are an expert in eating ghosts, and everyone is afraid of being killed. You were caught and eaten."

"So now your old man's portrait is better than Master Zhong Kui's town house effect."

"Our two brothers usually live in front of this hard job, and our lives are sloppy, dry, and there is no oily water. So... there is no other way... I borrowed your portrait and sold it for some money."

When Tang Jiujiu heard this, he became very angry. Does this ancient ghost know what is called portrait right?What is a copyright fee?He actually sold his portrait for sale without his permission at all!

besides!When did I eat ghosts.I obviously just wrote some articles.How did he become a fan of eating ghosts?Rumors, naked rumors!

I didn't expect the underworld to gossip like this!

Before Tang Jiujiu could open his mouth, the bull head and horse face impatiently took out a piece of paper from his pocket, and said as if asking for credit, "Look at this painting! It's majestic and majestic, with a special charm."

He was about to accuse them of abusing his likeness.But looking at this portrait, Tang Jiujiu was shocked.All the protests in my head evaporated.

I saw an impressively fat wild boar painted on this painting.With a full body of mane, complete beard and hair, the ink and wash technique used, with just a few strokes, the wild boar is drawn vividly, and it looks like Chen Meng at first glance.

But looking at the man on the boar's back, it's not like that.

It seemed that he disliked Tang Jiujiu for not being heroic enough.The painter changed Tang Jiujiu into a leopard-headed, tiger-eyed macho with a ferocious and terrifying expression.

Big pancake face, big eyes like copper bells, plus a big square mouth, hair, beard and hair are all flying up into the sky, like a big bat flying into the sky, grinning in the air.

The clothes on his body are also colorful, with confusing colors and disorganized.

Tang Jiujiu didn't know when he grew a vicissitudes of life beard.

Looking at this painting, Tang Jiujiu was almost ashamed to say that he had the right of portrait.

It can be said that this painting has nothing to do with him, and there is nothing like him in the whole painting.

Tang Jiujiu didn't even know where to find the painter with the bull's head and horse's face, and he was deeply impressed by the essence of Picasso's cubism and fauvism.In one painting, a profile nose is drawn on a frontal face.A frontal mouth is drawn on the profile face.

The whole painting looks manic and beastly, abstract and crazy.

But the wild boar that the flamboyant and crooked little man stepped down is a decent painting.

I don't know where they found the Fauvist painters, this is too avant-garde.

Originally, Tang Jiujiu wanted to protest and didn't want to be the beast of the town house.

But as soon as the painting of bull head and horse face was shown, Tang Jiujiu was completely impressed. "Okay, you guys go to draw."

Anyway, with this thing, no one would associate the painting with Tang Jiujiu even if he was standing next to him.If it can be seen that this is Tang Jiujiu, it is really a ghost.

Upon hearing this, Tang Jiujiu himself agreed.Immediately applauded. "Happy! Mr. Tang, you are indeed a true gentleman. You don't care about trivial matters, and you are happy to be kind and friendly. It is the most refreshing to meet with you."

Tang Jiujiu put on a fake smile, with a slumped face.Looking at the side, You Guang, who couldn't help but tremble all over his body, said viciously: "Laugh if you want, but don't hold you back."

"Puff!" You Guang finally couldn't hold back his face, wishing he could fall down on the seat laughing, pointing at the painting, laughing so hard that he couldn't even speak. "This... this... this painting."

"Yes, this is my portrait!"

Tang Jiujiu gritted his teeth and said, "Very good, you two just draw like this, don't change it."